Joe Cohen's Weblog

Deer Invade a Store, a Bar and Visit a School

joecohen1000 — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 03:28:24 +0000

2 Deer Crash Thru Bar

Deer Smashed Thru Bar Window

Deer Jumps Thru Window

Deer in Bathroom

A Deer in Target

Deer in Store

Mel Gibson Reveals His Dark Side

joecohen1000 — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:18:39 +0000

For many years I have liked Mel Gibson. As an actor and also the man behind the camera, he has a great talent. Until a few years ago everybody I knew liked him. When this stuff about the Jews came out, I was angry because I recognize his ranting as bigotry. I felt sad because this came from someone I cared about. Now these recordings come out with racisim and such an ugly outrageous attitude about women. Although I don’t know that he treated every woman like that. If Oksana did something wrong, what was it? This is more than just a guy getting angry at a woman, this is way over the line. It was absurd. What the hell is wrong with him? Mel should stop drinking and see a doctor. He’s probably going to spend more time with a lawyer, he certainly needs both. Mel’s lawyer must have told him to keep his big mouth shut. Even if the recordings are not admisable in court, the public has already heard them. Mel threatened to kill her, he threatened to burn the house down. Oksana was accused of trying to extort money from him. This case is so bizarre.

Mel Gibson – Headline News Report: ENTER

Mel Gibson – CBS News Report: ENTER

Mel Gibson – CBS News Report 2: ENTER

Mel Gibson – CBS News Report 3: ENTER

Mel Gibson – CBS News Report 4: ENTER

Mel Gibson – Vancouver Sun Online News Report: ENTER

Mel Gibson – Katie Couric Report: ENTER

Matt Houston

joecohen1000 — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 08:24:21 +0000

Japanese Game Shows

joecohen1000 — Sun, 16 May 2010 05:05:59 +0000

Saddam Hussein

joecohen1000 — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 06:57:03 +0000

Saddam Hussein Music Video: ENTER

Saddam Hussein Execution: ENTER

Saddam’s Last Words

Saddam and Osama Cartoon

The Re-Animator

joecohen1000 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:03:27 +0000

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Yankees Win World Series 2009

joecohen1000 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:25:53 +0000

BBTN Yankees World Series Analysis: ENTER

They did it again, the Yankees won the World Series. I’ve got nothing against the Phillies. If they’re good enough to come in second, that’s not bad. I like baseball, but not enough to call myself a fan. If there’s a game on and I want to watch, I will. All the shananigans and dumb things that some people do can’t destroy my liking for the game. I wish that when there’s a dispute about a call, they would stop the game and play back the video so everyone can examine it. Why not use science and technology to settle disputes? Maybe the umpire’s union wouldn’t like that. Here’s a warning. The way security is along with our concern about violence these days, don’t yell out “kill the umpire!” You might get arrested. I didn’t see any women playing. Am I supposed to think that no women are good enough to play baseball? Women are in other sports, some of them rougher than baseball. Maybe there just aren’t enough women interested in the game to try out. More women watch the game than the number of women whose desire to play is equal to thier desire to watch. Maybe the only women who try out are the ones who aren’t good enough. Just because you like to play a game doesn’t mean you’re good at it. Lots of people play pool who aren’t good at it. I suspect there’s still some bigotry against women. I know what some of you are thinking. This blogger wants to see a bunch of pretty women wearing “revealing” uniforms playing baseball. You bet I do. There was an all female team in 1943, but it wasn’t major league. ENTER
In Japan a 16 year old girl joined a men’s team. How often does that happen? ENTER

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Here are some videos of games in the past and interviews with players.

Gang Rape in Richmond California

joecohen1000 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:10:36 +0000

ABC News Report: ENTER

It happened again, a bunch of thugs attacked a girl. Some of these guys are minors which means they’ll probably get a shorter sentence. I would have them all executed. The American people are losing thier idealism and want to get tough with violent crime. It should be manditory that all schools have the police there. In this case there weren’t enough cops to cover the whole campus. I went to school in the 1960s. Almost every day somebody got into a fight. I got into a few myself, but it was never so bad that there were any perminate injuries. No one ever got raped or killed. Nobody ever used a knife or a gun. The law says you must go to school until you’re 16 or until you graduate. That law should be cancelled. School should be voluntary. I know education is important, but too many schools don’t protect people from violence. In some schools a student can beat up another student and the principal let’s him or her off easy. You can get into more trouble for not going to school than you can for going to school and causing trouble. Who’s idea was that?

Squeaky Fromme in Marcy New York

joecohen1000 — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:06:47 +0000

Squeaky is moving to Marcy. I wonder what she’ll do there. Will she get a job? Who would hire her? Will she go on welfare? When people find out her address, the reporters will probably be camped out waiting for her to show herself. They’ll ask her about Charley and wheather she intends to visit him.

This is an old video of Squeaky: Squeaky Fromme – Rifle

The Bitch is Back

joecohen1000 — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:04:58 +0000

Squeaky Fromme will be released from prison soon. I’m wondering where she will go. What will she do? Would she get a job at McDonalds? Would she go to a temp agency and try to find work? Would she go back to school and if she did, who would pay for it? She’s too old to become a stripper. Maybe she could do a gig on Saturday Night Live. She’ll probably try to visit Charley again. Can you imagine them seeing each other after all these years? I don’t think she’d be allowed to see him. He might give her some instructions to kill somebody and she would carry it out. The paparazzis are going to follow her and take pictures like a celebrity. This is so bizarre, what’s going to happen?

Protests in Iran [Page 7]

joecohen1000 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:04:55 +0000

Protests in Iran [Page 6]

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Protests in Iran [Page 5]

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Protests in Iran [Page 4]

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Protests in Iran [Page 3]

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Protest in Iran [Page 2]

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Protests in Iran [Page 1]

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A reminder of how bad Al Qaeda is – Beheading Videos: ENTER

Here’s another example of how they treat women: ENTER

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 6]

joecohen1000 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:19:11 +0000

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 1]

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 2]

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 3]

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 4]

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 5]

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 6]

My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 5]

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My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 4]

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My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 3]

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My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 2]

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My Trip to New York – July 14, 2009 [Page 1]

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The Doors

joecohen1000 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:00:31 +0000

I never saw The Doors in person, but I’ve seen them on television and the internet. Many bands have been compared to other bands, but its harder to do that with The Doors. I won’t say its impossible, but when I hear them, I feel lucky that they came along when they did. Jim was an interesting guy. I wonder what he would’ve done had he lived longer. He’s still so popular that people go up to his grave and write things on his grave stone. These are his fans. You’re not supposed to do that, but they do it anyway. The grave stone had to be steam cleaned more than once. I wish I could’ve met him. We could have a few beers together, but not when I wake up in the morning.

Jim Morrison Interview 1968 [Part 1]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview 1968 [Part 2]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 1]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 2]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 3]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 4]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 5]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 6]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 7]: ENTER

Jim Morrison Interview – Rolling Stone Magazine 1971 [Part 8]: ENTER

Other members of The Doors talking about Jim and the band: ENTER

Favorite Dreams

joecohen1000 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:13:23 +0000

Favorite Dreams

Doctors say we must dream to maintain our sanity. I wish I could record mine and play them back on television. Nobody knows how to do that. I guess the next best thing would be to reinact the dream by making a movie and hiring people to play the parts. I don’t have enough money to do that so I just put them on this website. I’ve had thousands of dreams, most of which I don’t remember. Among those I do, these are my favorite.

The Slippery Room

I was in a building going up the stairs. I went thru a door into a hall about 20 feet wide. It was long enough that I couldn’t see the end. I don’t know what building I was in. I kept walking and saw a bunch of televisions on the wall to the right. There was no sound and they were on different channels. There were also a bunch of clocks. I started walking toward them but the floor felt like somebody waxed it. I slipped and fell down. I got up and continued walking, then I fell down again. Before I could get up, a woman came toward me. She was naked from the waist up. She leaned over me and said: “Aw, what’s the matter?” She stood up and walked away, then the dream ended.

The Old House

I was in what looked like a suburban neighborhood walking on the sidewalk past some old houses. There were 2 headless men walking beside me. It seemed strange to me but I just accepted it like it didn’t matter. I wanted to check out 1 of these houses so I turned and went into the yard toward the front door. The 2 men kept walking. I went in and there was old furniture. It looked like nobody had been there for a while. I opened a closet door and saw a bush in a flower pot about 6 feet tall. There was a picture of Mao Tse Tung hanging on 1 of the branches. There was a tape recorder attatched to the wall that went on when the door opened. I heard somebody talking in another language. I don’t think it was Chinese and I couldn’t understand it. I stood there watching and listening for about 30 seconds, then the dream ended.

The Cat

I was at home with my cat. He was sitting on the floor. I looked at him and green marbles started coming out of his ear. One after the other, falling on the floor, they kept coming. I had never seen anything like this before, so I called the vet. I told him what was happening and he said to feed him some tooth paste. I put some on the floor, he ate it and the marbles stopped. I wanted to know more about this so I drove over there to talk to the vet, but instead of the regular building there was a tall building with 30 or 40 floors. His office was up there somewhere. I went to the elevator and pressed the button. There was another guy waiting too, it was Don Imus. The door opened and we went in. Don pulled a lever on the wall and it broke off. The elevator started moving very fast. It’s speed kept increasing and I knew something was wrong. It was shaking and bouncing, making a lot of noise.I was afraid it would crash into the roof. Then it slowed down and stopped at the top floor. Instead of the regular doors opening, another set of doors on the opposite wall opened. We walked out into the hall. A few seconds later, the dream ended

The Bridge

This dream is in a class by itself. I was walking on a long, deserted road. It was a bright, warm Summer day. There was no traffic or people anywhere in site. To the left and right of me were fields of grass extending a few hundred feet. Beyond that were the woods. The road was paved and it was the only thing that wasn’t created by nature. The weather seemed perfect and everything was beautiful. I felt so good being there. It was peaceful. The road went on in both directions as far as I could see. This place was extremely big and my feelings about being there were powerful. I kept walking for what seemed like a long time. I saw a bridge up ahead going across a river. As I was walking, I suddenly realized this was a dream. I knew that I was dreaming. This never happened before. I thought if this is a dream, then I can’t get hurt. Nothing can happen to me. I decided I’m gonna jump off that bridge. I ran toward it and I was excited. I climbed up on the railing, looked down at the river and jumped. But instead of falling down the regular way, I floated down slowly. There I was, dropping in slow motion, getting closer to the water. It was wonderful, I was so happy. When I was a foot away from the water, the dream ended. I didn’t want it to, but I had no control over that.

New York Dancing

I was in Manhattan, it was the time when Ed Koch was the mayor. I was near Gracie Mansion and heading in that direction. There were hundreds of people on the street. I went into the crowd and managed to get thru to the other side by the sidewalk. There was music playing and I saw Mr. T and Ed Koch. They were facing the crowd about 10 feet apart from each other. Mr. T started break dancing. 30 seconds later Ed Koch was break dancing. This went on for a minute, then the dream ended.

The Return of George

I was walking on a trail going up a mountain. As I got near the top, there was a group of 5 or 6 people standing off the trail. One of them said, “Don’t go up there. There’s a man with a gun holding someone hostage.” I decided to go up anyway. I saw 2 men standing 10 feet apart, they were facing me. The man on the left was holding a gun at his side, it was pointed toward the ground. He said, “I’m not keeping him here, he can leave when ever he wants.” Then the other man started to leave, he was wearing roller skates and skated down the mountain. I didn’t feel like staying there so I started walking back. The group of people that I saw before was gone. I reached the bottom and walked across some grass. I saw a chicken resturant up ahead so I went in there. George Harrison was sitting at one of the tables. This was a few years after he died, but there he was. There was a woman sitting next to him. She was talking to him, but I couldn’t hear what she was saying. Somebody came up to me and said, “George Harrison bought this place a few months ago, its his now.” I stood there for a minute watching, then I left. I walked along a road and came to a special kind of bridge. In some parts of New York there’s a platform above the street supported by pairs of steel pillars. Above are the trains and below is the street for regular traffic. This is similar to the bridge I was walking on, but there were no tracks or trains. The top of the platform was made of concrete and there were concrete fences about 5ft. tall on each side. I looked up ahead saw no people or anything else. So far the only thing on this bridge was me. Below the bridge was the street including the sidewalks on each side. At the other side of each sidewalk were concrete walls that reached as high as the fences on the bridge. Beyond the walls were 2 rivers that were kept apart by using the walls as levys. It was incredible how all this was built. I’ve never seen anything like this in my life, it was unprecidented. I continued walking for what seemed like half mile and I saw an outdoor resturant on the right side of the platform. There were tables, chairs, refrigerators, stoves and ovens, but no people. I kept walking and saw 2 more resturants like that on each side. There were 2 more after that and so on. As far as I could see it was a chain of deserted resturants. About a quarter mile further I saw about 100 people walking around. Then I came to a department store on the left. There was merchendise on tables and on the ground. I heard what sounded like a recording advertising things. There was a kite flying thru the air with colors that kept changing. There was no string attatched. It was flying by it self. It landed on somebody’s head. Then it took off and went on someone else’s head. It took off again and landed on my head. 10 seconds later, the dream ended.

Easy Money

I was in a shopping mall, I don’t know which one. There was a lot people. I’m walking thru the mall and I see a church, right there in the mall. I never saw this before, so I went to check it out. There were people sitting in the pews and I walked along the path between them toward the stage. The preacher was standing at the podium giving a sermon. There were about 8 people standing on the floor in front of the stage talking to each other. I could hear several conversations going on. They were talking about politics, money and social issues. I stopped and just stood there watching and listening. A few minutes later I left. I continued walking thru the mall and I saw a woman about 18 with long dark hair. I recognized her as one of the women in the office at the factory where I work. We came up to each other and she said, “Terry’s been betting on the horses. She has a list of names of who’s going to win the race. Let’s go to her house and steal it!” I assumed when hearing this that the race was fixed and Terry had inside information. I didn’t want to resort to burglary, I was afraid I’d get caught. I said, “I can’t do this, there’s no way I’m going to break into Terry’s house.” I walked away and went back to the church. What I saw before was still going on in there, but now there were people on the stage behind the preacher sitting at a table. This was not a regular church. I’m standing there watching this and thinking, I’m a good talker. Maybe I can find a way to make some money, but first I want to sit down and just try to get a handle on what’s going on here. I couldn’t find a seat in the pews so I went up on stage at the table. I saw papers near the people sitting there with thier names and info about them. There was an empty chair, but I could see it was reserved for someone. I went back on the floor between the first and second pew, looking for a seat. A woman sitting in the first pew started screaming. She said there was a ghost flying around the room. I couldn’t see any ghosts. She kept screaming. About 30 seconds later, she stopped. Nobody seemed to pay any attention to her. Everybody in the room acted like it never happened. I still couldn’t find a seat. I stayed for another minute and then walked out. I left the mall and went to the parking lot heading for my car. I saw that dark haired woman from the office again. She held up a paper and said, “I’ve got the list, let’s go to the race track.” I said, “Okay.” As we were about to get in the car, she turned around started banging her ass against the door. After doing this about 7 times, she went in front of the car and she was banging her ass against the hood. I’m standing there watching this and thinking, how long is she going to do this? Is this some kind of ritual? Finally she stopped and we were about to get in the car and then the dream ended.

Rock and Roll Under Water

I was walking thru the factory where I work. I went out the side door and my friend Vinnie standing next to a pickup truck. He had a dog with him. He said, “We have to deliver this dog.” So we got in the truck and drove away. Vinnie stopped by a field of grass and said, “I’m gonna let the dog run around for a while.” We got out and the dog took off. He went beyond the field into somebody’s back yard, so we walked over there to get him. There was a bowl of food and a bowl of water on the ground. The dog was eating the food, I thought there must be another dog living there. I was watching him and then I walked away. I went over to the woods and saw a pond of water. I was standing there looking at it and then a bunch of guys came up out of the water. It was the Rolling Stones. One of them said. “We’re ready.” Then Bruce Springsteen came over and said, “Okay you guys, come with me.” I decided to go with them. We went over to this house and went inside. Then Bruce went into the bathroom with some of the guys. After a while I began to wonder what was going on in there, so I went in to take a look. There was an old man sitting there. He was about 75 and had grey hair. Bruce seemed to be angry at him. Then he grabbed the guy and started dunking his head in the toilet. Bruce took him out of the bathroom and we followed them into the other room. A few seconds later, the dream ended.

Graduation Day

In real life I never graduated high school, but I did get my GED. In this dream, I had a chance to go back to my old high school and celebrate graduation with the students who were currently graduating. I was sitting in my car in the parking lot by the school. For some reason I took off my shoes and socks, but I don’t remember why. A security guard came up to the car and asked me what I was doing there. I told him who I was and why I was there. He said, “Okay, you can come in now.” I said, “I just have to put my shoes on.” He said, “You don’t have to wear shoes.” So I went into the school bare foot. The hall was about 20 feet wider than it used to be. On the left I saw students sitting in chairs with the backs to the wall. They were lined up side by side. I noticed they were all bare foot. Everyone was quiet, they were just sitting there. As I walked thru the hall, I looked to the right and saw a roulette wheel. There were tables with dice, cards, chips and money. It looked like they were gambling and they just left everything there. I was suprized to see this in a high school. I continued walking and there were students as far down the hall as I could see. Then a dog came running toward me. He was one of those overly friendly kind of dogs. He kept jumping on me with his front paws. 10 seconds later, the dream ended.

The Red Heads

I was riding on a train in a group of 4 people traveling together. Hilary Duff was with us. There were 2 other guys, 1 of them was 7 feet tall. There were other people also on the train, not part of our group. I looked out the window and saw buildings and houses that seemed like something you’d see in Europe. The train stopped and we got off. We went into a shopping mall and there were 2 women with red hair walking past us. They looked like twins. We went to a clothing store and walked up to the counter. There was another redhead standing there and 1 more about 10 feet away. They looked like the other 2. I assumed they were quadruplets. Hilary asked her about some clothes. They were talking for a minute, then Hilary went to a different section to find something. The redhead picked up the phone and called somebody. She said, “Hilary Duff is here, maybe we can buy some drugs from her.” Then this guy came out of the back room. He had blonde hair and a beard. He told the redhead, “Good, I’m going to New York, I might need something.” I left to find Hilary, I went to the dressing rooms. All the doors were open, people were sitting or laying there. They were using it as a rest area. I kept walking and found a diner, but she wasn’t there. A few seconds later, the dream ended.

Sometimes a favorite dream can also be a nightmare.

The Mad Mexican

I was in a building walking down the stairs. I came to a platform between the stairways. There was a man sitting on the floor with his back against the wall. He was wearing a big Mexican hat. His head was down and I couldn’t see his face. I was curious who he was so I walked over and lifted his hat up. He looked up at me and had a big mustashe. Then he pulled out a knife and got up. He didn’t say anything but I knew I had to get out of there. I ran down the stairs and he came after me. I ran across a room to the door. I left the building and ran thru a field of grass. The man with the knife wasn’t far behind. I got to the woods and ran thru until I came to the other side. There was another field of grass ahead and I kept running. The man was still coming. Later I had to stop for a few seconds to rest. I looked back and he was still coming. Then I saw a box of hand grenades on the ground. I picked one up and waited for him to get closer. When he was about 40 feet away, I pulled the pin and threw it. It exploded and he was dead. A few seconds later, the dream ended. How conveinant that box of grenades just happened to be there.

The Shoot Out

I was in a Chinese resturant. It was time to leave but instead of going out the front door, I went out the back. There were some garbage cans near the building and a concrete pillar 20 feet away. It was half as big as a telephone pole and 3 feet wide. Beyond that was the parking lot. I didn’t see any cars, but there was a house in the middle of the lot. Someone appeared at the window. He pulled out a gun and started shooting. I saw another man up ahead to the right of me shooting at the house. I ran up to the pillar and hid behind it. The 2 guys kept shooting at each other, then another man up ahead and to the left of me about 50 feet away started shooting at the guy in the window. About 30 seconds later, I looked out beyond the pillar and saw a another man at the other window shooting. I moved back behind the pilar. Then I looked out again and there was a man standing by the side of the house shooting at someone. I didn’t know who these people were or what this was about. I looked out again and the man at the second window was gone. Then a woman appeared in that window. She stood there for 5 seconds and went away. Then another man appeared at the same window and started shooting. Most of the time I was hiding. I was feeling pretty uptight and hoping this would end soon. A few minutes later, the shooting stopped. I looked out and waited another minute, then I ran out heading far left of the house. I got across the parking lot and into the woods. I was still running but soon I slowed down. I continued walking thru a trail, later I found a wooden horse laying on it’s side. Then there was a few more. About 100 feet further on the trail, I came to a clearing. There was an old merry go round. It looked like it hadn’t been used in years. I stepped on to it and looked at the horses and decorations. A few minutes later I continued walking toward the other side of the clearing and entered the next trail thru the woods. I finally came to the end and there was a paved road ahead. I crossed it and came to a diner. By now it was night time and I wasn’t sure where I was. I went into the diner and looked around for a minute and came back out. I was trying to decide what to do and then the dream ended.

Highway To Hell

I was in France and the police were after me. I was running thru some public building and somebody told me if I went thru that door, it would take me across the border and they couldn’t touch me. I went for it and ran down some stairs which took me to something that looked like a department store and resturant. I got to the other side and went thru another door. Now I had crossed the border, but I don’t know what country it was. I walked across a field of grass and came to a long, straight road which curved to the left where I was standing if you’re coming in the direction facing me. I was still in the grass a few feet from the road and the curve went to my right. About 30 feet from me were 2 metal guard rails on each side of the road about 50 feet long. A car was coming and it began to skid to the right of it’s path and crashed into the guard rail. Less than 10 seconds later a police car came and crashed into the rail in front of the other car. Then a motorcycle came and crashed into the rail in front of the police car. Another car came and a motorcycle was passing him. The car skidded and turned clockwise causing the left rear fender to hit the motorcycle, sending it flying thru the air. The car crashed into the rail and the motorcycle came back down to the road. After a few seconds of bouncing and wobbling, the biker managed to keep going. Then another motorcycle came by but nothing happened. Each of these accidents happened less than 10 seconds apart. I turned around and saw a man with a video camera. He was recording it. I looked back at the wreckage. A few seconds later, the dream ended.

Capitol Trip

I was driving thru Washington D.C. near the White House. I wanted to go in and take the tour, so I pulled into a parking lot about 500 feet away. I got out of the car and headed toward the White House. Then I had a strange feeling that I should look in the trunk. I went back to the car, opened it and saw a dead woman in there. I got scared, I was afraid they would think I did it. I shut the trunk, got back in the car and drove away. Then it suddenly got dark as if it was night time. Then it got even darker until I couldn’t see anything in front of me. I had to stop the car. I hit the brake and then the dream ended.

The Russians Are Coming

The Russians invaded our country. 5 or 6 planes flew over one of our cities and dropped bombs. We fought back and won, but a lot of people died. After that, I found myself in the basement of a house. I don’t know how I got there. I tried to turn on the lights, but there was no electricity. I went to the curcuit breaker, but it had a combination lock. There were numbers on the wall. I read them and tried it. I opened the box and got the power back on. Then somehow I was transported back in time before the Russians came. I was standing on the highway in the city where there’re going to attack. I knew what was coming and I had to warn the government, so I took off to find a phone. I ran thru a field of grass and a dog came running up to me. He stopped before he reached me and turned around. He ran up a tree. In less than 10 seconds he climbed about 50 feet. I’ve never seen a dog do that. I continued running and came to a road. There were a few houses near by. I stopped for a few seconds to look around and then the dream ended.

The Hensel Twins

joecohen1000 — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:59:43 +0000

Abby & Brittany Hensel – Video 1 [ENTER]

Comedy Post 8

joecohen1000 — Thu, 21 May 2009 04:30:40 +0000

Kathie Lee: ENTER

Hanika Party: ENTER

Drug Video: ENTER

Comedy Post 7

joecohen1000 — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:30:28 +0000

Paul Lekakis

joecohen1000 — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:41:01 +0000

You Tube Upside Down

joecohen1000 — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:58:50 +0000

Last night I went on YouTube and it said they were performing some kind of mantainence. This morning I went there and clicked on one of the videos. When it came on, it was upside down along with most of the text and links on the page. I tried a few more videos and the same thing happened. I suspect that virus that was supposed to come April 1 has struck YouTube.